She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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