fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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