How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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