my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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