there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
