1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
she was so not down for the gang bang
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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