Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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