I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
