youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
