i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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