I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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