South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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