he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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