on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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