Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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