I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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