you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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