He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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