Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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