We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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