You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
my poor anus
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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