What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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