So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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