Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He has the fingertips of a God
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