btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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