we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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