He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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