Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
