Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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