dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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