so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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