Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
vagina is talking i cant
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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