there was a trapeze. enough said
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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