i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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