It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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