a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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