Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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