No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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