So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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