Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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