i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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