I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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