Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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