let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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