My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
