You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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