I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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