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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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