What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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