She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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