I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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