White coat. Heels.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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