is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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