Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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