Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Randomize
