I have demons in me.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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