Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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