...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
mondays should just be called national damage control day
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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